{"id":22,"date":"2026-07-16T15:34:16","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T15:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2026-07-16T15:41:43","modified_gmt":"2026-07-16T15:41:43","slug":"my-toaster-exploded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"my toaster exploded"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">my toaster exploded<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">alec put foil in the microwavable radioactive toaster(he heard it from reddit aka r\/trajeideih)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toaster was found in the engin at 2 am (DO NOT LOOK FOR THE TOASTER AT 3AM&#8230;GONE WRONG A DEMON possesed it and started flying)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">the house went kabloom (rest in peace my granny bro..she got hit by a bazooka..)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">   mostly by me,neepa and the creature next to me on my left<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">neepa says she found it walking like it has limbs (it dont)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"184\" height=\"184\" src=\"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-5.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-24\" style=\"width:416px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-5.png 184w, https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-5-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 184px) 100vw, 184px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">kabloom<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"360\" height=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-6.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25\" style=\"width:116px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-6.png 360w, https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-6-300x292.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">mr shock being shocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"498\" height=\"498\" src=\"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-8.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28\" style=\"width:101px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-8.png 498w, https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-8-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-8-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my toaster exploded alec put foil in the microwavable radioactive toaster(he heard it from reddit aka r\/trajeideih) The toaster was found in the engin at 2 am (DO NOT LOOK FOR THE TOASTER AT 3AM&#8230;GONE WRONG A DEMON possesed it and started flying) the house went kabloom (rest in peace my granny bro..she got hit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30,"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/30"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/group1.fundgt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}